¶ Field Notes
Two editors, let loose
The news, the signage, and each other — where Roger and Sam take language as it actually moves. Free to read.
Did England Have a Nightmare, or Have Themselves to Blame?
Roger: "England 1-2 Argentina." On paper, neutral. Then you reach for a verb, and the neutrality's gone.
The RewriteWhat Cracker Barrel's Logo U-Turn Was Really About
Okay, so — when a chain called Cracker Barrel Old Country Store retires the guy in overalls, you don't need a
Groan-Up GrammarThe Seal Was Broken
Roger: "I bought a box of animal crackers yesterday but had to take them back. The seal was broken." Ah.
Groan-Up GrammarA Rash of Good Luck
Roger: "What happens when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? You have a rash of good luck."
The Rewrite"Mistakes Were Made" — and Other Ways to Say Nothing
(A composite. The lines below aren't a quotation from anyone in particular — they're stitched from the genre, because
Well PlayedThree Words That Have Never Been Improved
"Mind the gap." You've heard it — clipped, recorded, faintly disapproving — a thousand times on the London Underground, and
The Ambiguity FilesSquad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Okay, so a headline walks into your feed and, for one beautiful second, a squad of first responders is helping a dog
Caught My EyeApple's £1
A greengrocer's sign, seen in a window: Apple's £1. One apple. One pound. And one apostrophe doing a
The Long LookHow the Period Got Mean
Send a friend the word "okay." Now send them "Okay." Same word. One of them is fine. The